TISM / www.tism.wanker.com LP Blue Vinyl

BLUE VINYL - LIMITED TO 1000

TISM’s fourth full length album. Everyone loves an ARIA award winning album, but this one wasn’t one of those. Featuring zero chart topping hits and debuting at a meagre #26 in the Top 40 chart www.tism.wanker.com was a disappointment for the record label bosses who had put down deposits on Toorak mansions, only to see their BMWs repossessed and their yachts mysteriously burst into flames. TISM didn’t care – their sycophants had told them they had crafted their finest collection of work to date. Allmusic describes the album thusly - “original, funny, and musically competent… [www.tism.wanker.com] was none of these things”. Ultimately, just as with the album title link, www.tism.wanker.com goes nowhere, but does include songs, some of which are “Whatareya?”, “Yob”, “Thunderbirds Are Coming Out”, and the career seppuku single/video that had Victoria Premier Jeff Kennett threatening legal action and demanding his flippers back, “I Might Be A C***, But I’m Not A F****** C***”.

Tracklisting:

A1 (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
A2 Whatareya?
A3 Dumb 'N' Base
A4 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
A5 The Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
A6 Yob

B1 I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
B2 Been Caught Wankin'
B3 Denial Works For Me
B4 Great Expectorations
B5 A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
B6 The Mens Room